it's not really an office though...

Today at the office someone said "gooms" instead of "gums". She's 65 years old or something, how can one go their whole lives saying "gooms"? I guess one of her teeth fell out of her "gooms". This is the kind of thing that could keep me up at night, thinking of all the things that could go wrong with my teeth, and making ridiculous mispronunciations.