awww

shizzam, pam got drunk!
her mom and dad left a mudslide on the table, and little pammy got up on the table, put her nose in the glass, and drank until she was all wobbly. the three of us (adam, lizzy and i) were elsewheres when this occurred, and lizzy was feeling terrible in her new role as a bad mom. but i must say, it was pretty funny to watch the pam be stumblable, though she looked like shit. we tried to make her drink water, but baby will be hung over. i know how you feel pam.
last week at my grandma edna's, i was doing something in the garden for her, and jammed a rose thorn into my finger. it was all swollen and nar nar for a bit, but now it's just turned into a hard ball at the joint. what could it be? bursitis was my first very uncorrect guess, i better not get any more curious about it or else i'll let pam take my scalpel to it. just to see what's inside and say a dog did surgery on me. time to go to bed i guess.
ps-this is not a photo of us trying to sober pammy up, this is bath-time.

tonight's the night.

i know it, i just totally know it. after thinking about it my whole camping trip, it's gonna happen tonight. i'm going to put my computer to sleep, stop looking at dax flame videos, maybe turn on some soft music and lay in bed and do it. i'm going to finish that book if i have to stay up all night, the name of the rose. and monitor whatever i just put in the oven, garlic. good night.

back

to civilization, wireless, etc... last night i had a dream where i was talking to a bunch of people and i said, "and i haven't checked my myspace in NINE days!" i've been camping.
people were mad at my mom and i for not having our phones on, but there really wasn't any service where we were. so i didn't check my myspace, my email, or my voicmail for 11 days, and i'm not looking forward to it. but the trip was great, we took tons of photos that will keep me busy for a long time. now i have the post vacay blues. now i can worry about mail merge at work again.